Did Mary suffer from PMS?
That's something I wonder about whenever I'm slogging through a Really Bad Case Of PMS. Like today. Some months are better than others, of course, but in the Way Bad Ones, I find myself pondering ...- Did Mary, the Immaculate Conception, ever get tired and bloated? Of course, the bloated thing, if she suffered it, was prolly a lot less annoying for her -- no jeans to squish into.
- Did she ever complain to Joseph about not being able to wear any of her clothes because she looked like a fat cow in all of them?
- How about the crankiness? Did the simple sound of Joseph's breathing make her wanna sock 'im in the gut? And did she ever get a surge of homicidal rage triggered merely by him walking into the room?
- When Joseph asked her to bring him something, did she instead chuck the item in question at his head from across the room?
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I have suffered from PMS for quite a while...a few things help. Flaxseed oil (I take it in capsule form) is good for that. I also take a medication called Sarafem for 2 weeks out of the month. If I don't "time" the beginning of that dosage just right, everybody suffers and I need to go to Confession. Yikes.
I think Mary had the right idea. Those long, flowing robes are good camouflage for the bloating, that's for sure!
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So, did you forget to take your meds?
I'm just sayin.'
I wonder myself if she had a Death Glare.
Joseph: Where's the bread?
Mary: Behind the such-and-such.
Joseph: Yeah, I looked there.
Mary: *removes the such-and-such and delivers Death Glare*
Joseph: Oh.
And if she HAD a Death Glare, I'm sure she still HAS it and delivers it to me often. ;-) What can ya do?
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