Today's Lesson: How to Drive a Stake through Your Spouse's Metal-Loving Heart
Me: ::editing while listening to Sabbath's "N.I.B." on repeat::Husband Mike: ::walks into room to grab his shoes:: "What's the name of this track?"
Me: ::excitedly:: "It's called 'N.I.B.', and it's named for --"
HM: "Got it. I just wanted to know so that I can avoid it in the future."
Me: ::gasping:: "... What? But, but ... this is THE Sabbath song! It's the song that got me into metal as a girl!* "
HM: "So I have to like it because of that?"
Me: ::clutching phone to my chest, which is belting out Sabbath:: "Yes! It's Sabbath!"
HM: "Nope." ::walks out of room::
He also thinks Ozzy is a terrible singer.
... See this hole? Where my heart was.
::tears::
Labels: black sabbath, family, married bliss, music
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