Franciscan Focus

Just a simple blog of a Secular Franciscan trying to live with a Franciscan focus.
(And one of these days I'll fix the template and add a Search feature. :-P)

11 December 2008

Today's blog post is brought to you by Google 

I've seen my pal Maria do this from time to time, and I'm flat-out stealing her idea ...

When going through my site's referrer logs, I'll occasionally find some really wacko keyword searches that somehow direct folks thisaway. So, for your reading enjoyment (and 'cause it's a lazy way to eke out a blog post), here are a few, with my comments added:
  • "ancient hebrew label cousin" (Ummm ...)
  • "franciscan business cards" ("Don't try this at home kids; I'm a Professional Franciscan!")
  • "franciscan purses" ("Made from Real Franciscans!")
  • "franciscans swords" (An oxymoron if ever there was one.)
  • "scriture [sic] quotes pets death catholic" (Got all the important stuff covered.)
  • "silly bible" ("Silly Franciscans! Trix is for kids!" Wait, I'm mixing up my ad campaigns ...)
  • "sister ass"/"sisterass"/"ass sister" (Unfortunately, I see these pretty often. All I did was paraphrase St. Francis' famous "Brother Ass" nickname, and these came rollin' in. What is UP with this ass thing, people? You're a bunch of sickos.)
  • "sneaking up on geese" (That jes' ain't nice. Don't do it.)
  • "spay moms cams" (I have no idea.)
  • "walking upon the tau" (:::singing::: "Walking in Memphis / Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale ...")
  • "why is bible important to franciscans" (You have to even ask? Epic. Fail.)

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Blogger Barb Szyszkiewicz said...

LOVE the "epic fail." Big Brother says that all the time! LOL!

12 December, 2008 06:22  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "Brother Ass" is hysterical. I'm getting a lot with "grace before Christmas meal" & variations. I have a Fr. Leo post with links to his Grace Before Meals. My favorit was "Baptist Advent Prayers." They will learn I became Catholic to discover Advent ;)

12 December, 2008 23:42  

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