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I've seen my pal Maria do this from time to time, and I'm flat-out stealing her idea ...

When going through my site's referrer logs, I'll occasionally find some really wacko keyword searches that somehow direct folks thisaway. So, for your reading enjoyment (and 'cause it's a lazy way to eke out a blog post), here are a few, with my comments added:

• "ancient hebrew label cousin" (Ummm ...)
• "franciscan business cards" ("Don't try this at home kids; I'm a Professional Franciscan!")
• "franciscan purses" ("Made from Real Franciscans!")
• "franciscans swords" (An oxymoron if ever there was one.)
• "scriture [sic] quotes pets death catholic" (Got all the important stuff covered.)
• "silly bible" ("Silly Franciscans! Trix is for kids!" Wait, I'm mixing up my ad campaigns ...)
• "sister ass"/"sisterass"/"ass sister" (Unfortunately, I see these pretty often. All I did was paraphrase St. Francis' famous "Brother Ass" nickname, and these came rollin' in. What is UP with this ass thing, people? You're a bunch of sickos.)
• "sneaking up on geese" (That jes' ain't nice. Don't do it.)
• "spay moms cams" (I have no idea.)
• "walking upon the tau" (:::singing::: "Walking in Memphis / Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale ...")
• "why is bible important to franciscans" (You have to even ask? Epic. Fail.)

Labels: random, silly

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