Franciscan Focus

Just a simple blog of a Secular Franciscan trying to live life with a Franciscan focus.

05 August 2008

Church Fathers 'n' Zombies 

(Yeah, let's see what kinds of search results that title will show up in!)

It's been ages since I've last posted here thanks to work insanity, but the craziness has finally settled down, and we finished the project on time!

So, that means I have time to post here again ... y'know, when my brain cells bounce back. :-P And I figured rather than go the Lengthy And Weighty Route, I'd get back into the swing o' things with a totally superfluous post packed with Silly Quiz Stuff!

On one end of the spectrum, we have the What Church Father Are You? quiz ...

You’re St. Melito of Sardis!

You have a great love of history and liturgy. You’re attached to the traditions of the ancients, yet you recognize that the old world — great as it was — is passing away. You are loyal to the customs of your family, though you do not hesitate to call family members to account for their sins.

Find out which Church Father you are at The Way of the Fathers!


... followed by What Are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

23%
How's that for opposites? Ah, it's good to be back.

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19 November 2007

Spiffy: "Star Trek: Eras" 

If you're looking for an entertaining bit of Star Trek fan fiction, check out this spiffy "radio" drama, Star Trek: Eras, that some pals of ours put together. :-) The series as a whole has good scripts and music, resulting in a solid overall production, and the current episode, "Yours, Mines and Ours", isn't ruined too badly (I hope) by my Lame-Arse voicing of Dr. Navid Daystrom.

Yeah, Husband Mike and I are both in this episode, and frankly, my performance is Sucktacular. (Which is a bummer, 'cause I didn't think I did that horribly during the recording session, just Moderately Lousy.) Oh, in case you're confused when looking at the performer credits, Husband Mike and I are going by the stage names of "Anne and Johnathen Michaels". (Which reminds me; I really should get off my butt and write up a blurb for my bio.)

They're loading up the episode in chunks, so only Act 1 of YMO is currently available, and I think Husband Mike's character, Lt. Commander Serat (a Vulcan), won't show up until Act 3 (memory is foggy). Another fun bit: Our characters are married, too, so that made acting together even more enjoyable.

Anyhoo, iffin' you'd like some Trekish goodness, take a listen.

BTW: I noticed in the "Special Features" section, they listed "Outtakes" as coming soon. That should be interesting; we're wrackin' our noggins trying to figure out just what sorts of incriminating and/or embarrassing stuff we said that they could use against us. Oh, the humanity! :-P

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12 July 2007

The moments to "motu" ... 

Just because it's fun ...

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29 January 2007

Meme-y fun: Wish You Were Here 

Well, what a dandy-fine surprise! Barb, sfo of SFO Mom tagged me, so of course I have to play along! An' awaaay we go!

"Wish You Were Here" Meme

Who are the five Catholic (or Christian) bloggers whom you would most like to meet in person, but have not (yet)?

:::putting on thinking cap and stroking imaginary beard:::

Lesse ... soooooooo many splendiferous faithful Catholic bloggers out there! OK, I'll see if I can mash 'em down into 5 ...
  1. Barb, sfo of SFO Mom
    (Hey, Barb, if we both attend a Quinquennial, we could actually meet in person! Not sure if I can go to the one this summer -- you goin'?)
  2. Maria of A Cup of Coffee and a Random Thought
  3. Fr. Philip N. Powell, OP of Domine, da mihi hanc aquam!
  4. Michelle of rosetta stone
  5. Jeff Miller of The Curt Jester
  6. Barbara Nicolosi of Church of the Masses
And I'm again shamelessly borrowing Barb's tagging method -- if you're named above, consider yourself "tagged"! Tho', it's not like I expect any of the above-mentioned folks (excluding Barb an' Maria) to actually read my lil' B-list blog. :-P

Updated: Well, I couldn't just do 5; I snuck in another one. :-P

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04 January 2007

Meme-y fun 

I'm so behind on readin' my fave blogs, it's pathetic. So, I figgered I'd try to start the New Year off by catching up on everything, and while reading Barb's posts, I figured I'd play along with her participation in "The Catholic Devotions Meme". She had a general tag for it, so here are my bits:
  1. Favorite devotion or prayer to Jesus?
    Sacred Heart Chaplet
  2. Favorite Marian devotion or prayer?
    Rosary
  3. Do you wear a scapular or medal?
    Yup, under my clothes I wear the Brown Scapular, which came with two medals pre-attached: St. Benedict and Miraculous. To that I added a Joseph medal. And because I'm a Secular Franciscan, as part of my regular dress, I always wear my habit, a Tau pendant.
  4. Do you have holy water in your home?
    Yeppers, in a font by our front door. I also have a bitty bottle of Lourdes water that my dad-in-law gave me years ago; he'd picked it up when he and my mom-in-law were there on a pilgrimage.
  5. Do you 'offer up' your sufferings?
    Yes, though I don't always remember to do so.
  6. Do you observe First Fridays and First Saturdays?
    Goshdarnitall, I've been meaning to do at least the First Saturdays; keep forgetting to make time for this. :::scribbles note to self:::
  7. Do you go to Eucharistic Adoration?
    Yes, but not on a regularly-scheduled basis. I do try to hit the nearby 24-hour Eucharistic adoration chapel on a somewhat-monthly basis. :::scribbles another note to self:::
  8. Are you a Saturday evening Mass person or Sunday morning Mass person?
    Sunday mornin'.
  9. Do you say prayers at mealtime?
    Yes, the regular "Bless Us, O, Lord ..." one. When I'm out dining with other folks (besides my Franciscan brothers 'n' sisters), I say it silently and as unobtrusively as possible. (Mwaha -- stealth prayin'!)
  10. Favorite Saint(s)?
    Joseph and Mary, St. Francis, St. Clare
  11. Can you recite the Apostle's Creed by heart?
    Yes, thanks to it being at the start of the Rosary.
  12. Do you usually say short prayers (aspirations) during the course of the day?
    Yes, silently. My faves:
    - "Jesus, Mary, Joseph, I love you, save souls"
    - "I claim the protection of the blood of the Lamb" (when faced with temptation -- a great repellent!)
    - "Jesus, have mercy on me, a sinner"
    - "Lord, make me who You want me to be, and keep me outta the way while You're at it"
    - "Joseph, lead me to your Son"
    - "Immaculate Heart of Mary, pray for us now and at the hour of our death"
  13. Bonus Question: When you pass by a automobile accident or other serious mishap, do you say a quick prayer for the folks involved?
    Yes; also whenever I see an ambulance, police car, or firetruck rushing somewhere.
I like Barb's idea of a general tag, so consider yourself tagged if you'd like to join in. :-)

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13 October 2006

No 12 of 12 for October ... 

... because I'm a doofus and forgot to bring my camera along! Maybe next month I won't be so absent-minded.

Well, you can always check out Maria's 12 of 12 for October. Fun stuff! :-)

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29 September 2006

Birthday fun! 

So, I had another birthday this month, and this year, my mom sent me the Coolest Present Ever. She enrolled me in the Eucharistic League of the Sisters of St. Francis of Assisi -- I got a lovely little booklet containing the certificate of enrollment, Franciscan prayers, and an illustration of St. Francis. And the free-will donations given for enrollment help support the retirement needs of the Sisters.

And speaking of birthdays, I sure wish I'd known about these awesome Wonder Woman-themed party decorations. (I'm a huge fan; have been since tykehood.) The Wondy T-shirt is spiffy, but alas, it only comes in kiddie sizes. :::sniff:::

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14 September 2006

September 12 of 12 

I remembered to bring the camera on 12 September, which means I was able to play along for this month's 12 of 12. (What's 12 of 12?)

So, awaaaay we go:

Hey, get up and feed me!
8:00 a.m.
It's breakfast time! Wake up, Mom! I'm hungry! Mom, you up yet? Helloooo? I'mhungryI'mhungryI'mhungry!


Rainy morning.
8:30 a.m.
Lookin' out through my car's windshield. The day's off to an overcast, drizzly start.


An acorn.
10:00 a.m.
Couldn't think of anything interesting to take a picture of (yeah, like all my other pics were interesting), so here's a snap of an acorn I've placed by my computer monitor at work. I picked it up this past weekend while walking around the grounds of a retreat center. (Was there with my Franciscan brothers and sisters; I'll blog later 'bout the retreat and the acorn.)


Sending a letter.
11:45 a.m.
Getting ready to mail a letter that Husband Mike and I are sending to the Jefferson (Louisiana) Parish District Attorney's office to encourage prosecution of an animal abuse case. (Case details here.)


Swanky new coffee machine at work! Oooooooooh, aaaaaaaaah.
12:00 p.m.
Coffeetime! Our old machine started billowing smoke -- never a good sign -- so we got this brand-spankin' new one! And it's way cool, too -- it even makes mochas! Mmmm ... mochas ...


What? It's only noon?!
12:08 p.m.
Sheesh, is it time to go home yet? :::sigh:::


Reboot, reboot, reboot ...
3:00 p.m.
Installing the latest software build to see what wild and crazy things the developers threw in this time 'round. I so love the constant rebooting required.


Quittin' time!
5:30 p.m.
Woo-hoo! Packing up my oh-so-swanky laptop bag/backpack to head on home.


Heron!
5:40 p.m.
While walking to my car, I saw this lovely heron in the distance. Was too lazy to get closer, so I used the zoom feature. Eh, ya get the idea.


Caution: Your head asplode.
7:00 p.m.
The replacement battery for my work laptop finally arrived. (My laptop was affected by the recent Dell battery recall hoo-ha; joy.) It's hard to see it here, but the list of cautions that came along includes the following: "Danger of explosion if battery is incorrectly replaced". =8-O If that don't put da fear o' God in ya, I dunno what will.


Must ... be ... careful ...
7:15 p.m.
Getting ready to replace the battery after carefully reading through all the scary warnings and cautions.


Checkin' out the crucifixes.
10:00 p.m.
My batch of Rosary crucifixes arrived the other day (w00t!), so I'm checking the jump rings to make sure they're 1) actually there (sometimes one or two are missing), and 2) properly attached, using pliers to get 'em into shape when needed.

And there you go. My lovely, mundane 12th of September. :-)

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23 August 2006

Cutest. Kitten Video. Ever! 

Talk about CUTE! Check out this kitten video!

Husband Mike an' I were grinnin' like goofballs while watchin' it, especially near the end where you can hear Fenno, the kitty, "peeping" and yawning. :::swooning:::

(Via Cute Overload.)

An' our Dell is still dead -- yay for libraries with Internet-accessified 'puters!

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15 August 2006

No 12 of 12 for August ... 

Goshdarnitall! I was looking forward to this month's 12 of 12 (on the 12th of each month, you take 12 pictures documenting your day), but wasn't able to play along. I started off the day decently enough, but then we went to a wedding reception and I forgot to bring the camera! :::sob::: So, I only had about 4-5 pictures; not enough for postin'.

Ah, well, at least there's next month. In the meantime, go check out Maria's August 12 of 12 -- fun stuff!

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10 August 2006

Hilarious: Catholic 'warning' signs and T-shirt designs 

Need a good belly laugh? Check out this hilarious Catholic parody of warning signs! I think my fave (so hard to pick just one!) is this one.

And are you looking to spiff up your wardrobe? Check out the fun designs offered by Better In Latin! (The St. Michael the Archangel one is actually rather cool.)

(Links via White Around the Collar.)

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01 August 2006

Spiffy: Gospel Champions game 

Just heard about a spiffy-sounding children's PC game, Gospel Champions, which "reinforces Gospel and Catholic learning by recreating the same Gospel stories that children hear in Mass into fun action/adventure video games."

Of course, I had to look at the screen snaps t'see how they portrayed Joseph, Holy Husband of Our Lady and Virginal Father of Jesus ;-) , but alas, nothing's loaded up yet for the two Christmastime ones. Overall, the artwork's done in a cartoony style, which I guess will appeal to the kiddies, but I found it a mite too cutesy.

Still, the premise of the game is excellent, and gosh knows we need all the help we can get to form properly-catechized children nowadays!

(Via Sheila Liaugminas' 31-Jul-06 show on Relevant Radio.)

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14 July 2006

July 12 of 12 

Behold, the mundane minutiae of my day! Yep, it's time for July's 12 of 12.

A cabinet in my cube at work. Ooooh, aaaah.
9:45 a.m.
My morning was pretty much the same as last month's 12 of 12, so this is a shot of a cabinet in my cube at work. Ooooh, aaaah.


Sushi boats floating by.
12:00 p.m.
For lunch, my coworkers and I went to a Japanese restaurant that features a spiffy sushi bar. We contemplate what we'll eat as the little sushi-laden boats float by.


A coworker helpfully points out my sushi choice.
12:10 p.m.
A coworker points out the plate I grabbed. They call it a McHenry roll, but that doesn't sound too Japanese to me. Nonetheless, it's darn tasty.


Preparing a handout for a document review meeting.
2:00 p.m.
Preparing a handout to remind folks about the point of document review meetings, which is to ensure that our user docs are technically accurate, complete, and ready for release. They're not for things like philosophical discussions on punctuation usage. At the last one, folks got sidetracked into a Serious And Involved Discussion on (I kid you not) the proper way to refer to "email."


Driving home from work.
6:30 p.m.
Driving home from work and in a Grumpy Mood following the aforementioned review meeting. This time, we had some last-minute waffling about the way stuff was supposed to work in the software. Two days before our completion date. Must ... have ... ice cream ...


Deciding which flavor of ice cream to buy.
6:45 p.m.
At the grocery store, trying to decide which flavor of ice cream to buy. No time to eat it when I get home, though, because ...


Concert in the park.
7:50 p.m.
... I'm attending an outdoor concert in which Husband Mike (he's a musician) is performing. This group is one of the many bands he's in, and this is their summer concert-in-the-park series. After playing "The Star-Spangled Banner", the program started with a medley of Superman stuff. I especially liked the Pirates of the Caribbean arrangement near the end.


Knotting Rosaries while listening to the concert.
8:15 p.m.
Knotting Rosaries while listening to the concert.


Ice cream!
9:45 p.m.
Finally, I can dig into that ice cream! Husband Mike shows off the flavor I picked, "In A Crunch". I liked it, he thought it was lame. Picky, picky.


Playing with The B.
10:45 p.m.
Playing with The B in the hopes it'll tire him out before we go to sleep. (Didn't work.)


Books to read.
11:00 p.m.
Ah, Husband Mike picked up some books I wanted from the library. (Aunt Dimity and the Deep Blue Sea and The Grail Bird: Hot on the Trail of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker.) What a sweetie!


Brushing my teeth before bed.
11:30 p.m.
:::yawn::: Brushin' my choppers before bed.

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27 June 2006

Fun: 1970s Disneyland operator manuals 

I haven't had much time lately to peruse all the writing-related feeds I've subscribed to, so I only just now came across the following gem -- an actual 1976 operating manual for Disneyland's Pirates of the Caribbean ride! (Link via Usable Help.)

Personally, I think life'd be a heckuva lot more fun if we could all include bits like, "Avast there, mateys, and welcome aboard!" into our user docs.

Oh, while you're there, also check out another Disneyland operating manual for the Haunted Mansion ride, circa 1975.

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14 June 2006

Random bits o' fun 'n' whimsey 

First up, Fr. Johansen's pictorial essay on his and Mark Shea's recent clay-pigeon-shooting fun is a hoot. (Set aside any food 'n' beverages before lookin'.) Especially liked the last picture of Father, titled "Fr. Rob Ready To Defend The Faith".

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On a completely different note, reality shows are goin' to the ... cats. Yep, a new show's following 10 kitties in search of homes as they "spend the next 10 days in a New York store window, their every move caught on camera for a reality TV show on which they will compete for best sleeper and mouse-catcher. ... Kitties who get the boot will be adopted into permanent homes." (Reuters). The winner will, too, of course, but he or she will also get a job as "Feline Vice President of Research and Development" for Meow Mix. My fave so far is Sam ("who meows with a drawl"), but it's prolly 'cause he looks so much like our The B.

[An aside: Just 'cause Meow Mix is sponsoring this show doesn't mean their food is a good choice for yer cats. It ain't! See what really goes into most commercial pet food, and how to pick a good brand.]

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Totally whimsical and oh-so-cute: Urban Fairies! I love the idea of huntin' around to find lil' fairy doors in unexpected places. Hee! (Thanks to my pal Missie for sharin' this.)

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12 June 2006

June 12 of 12 

I finally remembered to bring my camera with me for this month's 12 of 12 fun! (The concept: On the 12th of each month, you take 12 pictures throughout the the day to show just how boring your life is. Er, I mean, what a typical day is like for you.)

7:02 a.m.: So ... tired ...
7:02 a.m. So ... tired ... St. Joseph, help get my butt outta' bed! (Saints Francis 'n' Clare, I think you'll need to lend a hand.) Hey, looks like Maria and I woke up at the same time! OK, so it's different time zones, but still!


7:04 a.m.: Morning Prayer.
7:04 a.m.: Morning Prayer (Liturgy of the Hours); Franciscans celebrate Blessed Jolenta, Religious (Second Order), today.


8:10 a.m.: The B eatin' breakfast.
8:10 a.m.: Waiting for The B to finish eating breakfast. Why oh why does he wait until I'm Heading Out The Door to have Just One More Bite? (The photo doesn't show my foot tapping impatiently.)


8:30 a.m.: Life in CubeLand.
8:30 a.m.: Windin' my way through CubeLand. And I don't even get a cheese reward at the end. Hmph.


8:31 a.m.: Cubicle, Sweet Cubicle.
8:31 a.m.: Cubicle, Sweet Cubicle. (Yes, that's Strongbad from Homestar Runner on my 'puter wallpaper.)


8:40 a.m.: Coffee!
8:40 a.m.: Joy of joys! Coffee, glorious coffee! Brain cells start perking up in anticipation.


4:50 p.m.: Almost home from work.
4:50 p.m.: Almost home from work. (Quit freakin' out, I pulled over to take the photo.)


5:00 p.m.: Dinner for the furkids.
5:00 p.m.: Preparing dinner for the ravenous furkids.


5:35 p.m.: Pink rosebush.
5:35 p.m.: The weather was so sunny and mild that I just had to squeeze in a quick walk before my Franciscan gathering at 6:30 p.m. Ain't this rosebush divine?


7:40 p.m.: Just before Mass.
7:40 p.m.: Just before the start of Mass with my Secular Franciscan brothers and sisters.


8:35 p.m.: Holy Family sculpture.
8:35 p.m.: I LOVE this sculpture of the Holy Family to the right of the Sanctuary.


8:50 p.m.: Social time!
8:50 p.m.: Social time! We Franciscans know how to "party effectively".


9:15 p.m.: St. Joseph statue.
Bonus Picture: A splendiferous statue of St. Joseph. :-D

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08 June 2006

An early evening walk 

In preparation for this month's 12 of 12 fun, I decided to give our new neato-keen digital camera (thanks again, Melissa!) a spin today while out for a walk. Now, Husband Mike and I have never owned a "real" camera before (having only ever used the point-and-shoot disposable kind), so we're both getting familiar with concepts like "zooming" and "exposure compensation".

Before I headed out, I took some test photos while reading through the owner's manual. The B was a most obliging model:

The B snoozing in his kitty window hammock
The B snoozing in his kitty window hammock

Once outside, I encountered the resident Goose Family. (MomGoose and DadGoose started out with six goslings, but sadly, they're down to three now.) Here's a shot of the clan walking towards me:

The Goose Family on the move
The Goose Family on the move

Goslings and Parent Goose
Goslings and Parent Goose

Gosling closeup
Gosling closeup

After visiting with the geese (goslings make the coolest peeping, cheeping, something-eeping-ish sounds), I continued on and said hello to some of the ducks. These pictures didn't turn out too well -- kinda' grainy -- but hey, I got familiar with pushin' all the camera buttons.

Mallard floating in the water
Mallard floating in the water

Duck babies! Duck babies!
Duck babies! Duck babies!

More duck babies!
More duck babies!

I would've taken more pictures, but unfortunately, the batteries ran out. Guess all that fussin' around wasted lotsa' juice, which was frustrating 'cause I really wanted to take some shots of three squirrels playing tag and tackle. Too funny!

Well, that concludes the tour for today. Tune in next time for squirrels and, if I'm lucky, robins!

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07 June 2006

Why should the Dominicans have all the fun? :-p 

With all the splendid, dandy-fine blogs of Dominicans out there, we Franciscans can't have 'em hoggin' all the bloggin' fun, now can we? Of course not! So, in the name of Dominican-Franciscan Parity :-P , I'm adding my lil' voice to the small-but-hopefully-growing Franciscan presence in the blogosphere. :::tentatively waves hello:::

Who am I? I'm Lisa, a Secular Franciscan living the USA; I made my permanent Profession in May 2006. My husband, Mike, and I are lifelong cat lovers and share our home with some fabulous felines. In my day job (cats must be fed), I work as a software technical writer with Lots Of Cool People. Some random bits in no particular order: I serve on my parish's web site committee; make and give away knotted twine Rosaries; have a devotion to Joseph, Holy Husband of Our Blessed Lady and Virginal Father of Jesus; read voraciously; and love eating sushi and napping with the cats. (My motto: "A Nap Makes Everything Better".)

Back in 2002, I dipped my toe into the Web waters when I designed 'n' launched my first personal web site about cats. While I enjoyed that, it was ultimately a bit unsatisfying to limit myself to cat- and animal-related issues. So, after much ponderin', I figured I'd start this site. I'm leaning towards discontinuing the other one altogether (which is why I'm not linking to it), and mebbe I'll incorporate some of the cat stuff from there into here. (We'll see. Depends on how ambitious I feel.)

As for what you'll find here -- Franciscany things, cats, St. Joseph, book and article reviews, silly links I stumble 'pon ... pretty much whatever enters my noggin'. Y'know, Typical Blog Stuff, with a Franciscan flavor. And I figured it'd nice to gather up things I've shared elsewhere into one location so I can quickly find it all again. (Hey, I'm lazy and don't like hunting around for stuff.) I also like having my own little spot where I can be silly, cranky, reflective, whimsical, goofy, dyspeptic, etc., whenever the mood strikes me.

Anyhoo, thankee fer stoppin' by, and hope to see ya again soon!

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